So my professor was asking questions.
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.
I clean my room about once every five years and every time I do I rediscover this 365-day diary I got for my 7th birthday
I know I have a problem because I’ve tried to hit cmd+s while writing on a notebook.
Comparable to the eternal feeling of missing you get when you can’t backspace or cmd+z in real life
I did that one when drawing in a notebook.
A graphical representation of the contradictions in the bible. Each red line links 2 contradicting statements.
