I like how literally everything on Tumblr is an argument except three things.
The Holy Trinity of Queens
HERE LET ME FIX THIS
*remembers homework, exams and responsibilities*
this is the most accurate post i have ever seen
I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
I’m going to miss this
Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?
He hates Twilight more than Stephen King.
I really want to watch it with his commentary now hahaha
gf: babe, come over
me: I aint got a car
gf: but my parents aren’t home
Places of Middle Earth
no fuck you
when science and alcohol meet <3
This bartender gets all of the tips… ever…
HOW DOES THIS WORK
Science side of tumblr please tell us how the hell this is possible
The colored liquids have different densities!
The Red is the most dense so it’s at the bottom, and so forth with the colors.
ok we are happy now thank you
There is also alternativeley a product called gelling gum, which even in same density drinks will gel the surface of the drink making the layers seperate.
This was employed by Heston Blumenthal for his Victorian feast, by using a special bottle where you drink from the bottom as well as the gelling agent he could have you drink a glass with five seperate flavors amd make you taste them in order.
This allowed him to present to his guests a drink that tasted like Toffee, Hot Butter Toast, Custard, Cherry Tart AND Turkey within a single class while having the drink retain a singular shade of pink. Just like the Drink Me Potion of Alice and Wonderland.
This is called Molecular gastronomy and its crazy shit.
Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.
I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT
They’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.
Omg that comment.
They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.
The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.
‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’
‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’
‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’
‘You can’t tell me what to do. My father was the chosen one.’
‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’
‘fuck you my dad did it’
‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’
‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’
‘My father’s going to hear about this’
My father’s going to hear about this
this will never stop being funny.
the girl dressed as the boss is the best
is someone dressed as jesus
Brian with his children: Louisa, Emily and Jimmy. What a cute family! <3
Not cute enough for him to stay.
^ What’s that supposed to mean.
Nothing, nvm. Forget it. I apologise for adding this. It’s not my place :).
I found it rather amusing