I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
Your caption killed me
Guess What…? - Couples find fun ways to announce to their friends and family that they are expecting.
|—||(Paul McCartney) (via beatledirt)|
im sick and tired of fuckin frozen everywhere like “do you wanna bui-” NO BITCH I DONT WANNA BUILD NO MOTHERFUCKIN SNOWMAN ITS FUCKING SUMMER THIS SHIT CAME OUT IN GODDAMN NOVEMBER STOP FUCKING SHOVING IT DOWN OUR THROATS I SHOULD PUNT YOU ACROSS THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES AND INTO FUCKING RUSSIA BUILD A FUCKING SNOWMAN THERE IN THE GULAG YOU WANKSTAIN
It doesn’t have to be a snowman
Casual reminder that Nani was on her way to becoming a Professional Surfer before her parents died and she had to drop everything to look after Lilo.
why would you say that
Working on my paper is hard on both of us.
Do you want to build a pentagonal dodecahedron?
It doesn’t have to be a pentagonal dodecahedron
me when i have more than $20